Basketball
Scary thought.
A good friend of mine who tries to convince everyone his pseudonym is 'Bahaal' (but we all know him better as 'Traffic Light' or 'Gumby') asked me on the weekend if I'm interested in rejoining a basketball team with the rest of the fogies.
I informed Queen Domitar that I might come out of retirement.
Her response: (Serious look) I hope you never tell anyone that you are retired from basketball. You sound like an idiot. It wasn't your full time job, just a hobby.
Domitar: I beg to differ, I used to play 60 hours a week.
Queen Domitar: Yeah but you never got paid for it.
Domitar: You're wrong, I won a 3-on-3 t-shirt in 1992. That's remuneration my dear. (Checkmate)
Mmmmm, basketball. My real job beckons once again after 2 years off the hardwood.
Update: Obivously lucky enough to have a green light, Bahaal has already emailed through a reminder that he prefers 'Fish-Burger' to 'Gumby'.
A good friend of mine who tries to convince everyone his pseudonym is 'Bahaal' (but we all know him better as 'Traffic Light' or 'Gumby') asked me on the weekend if I'm interested in rejoining a basketball team with the rest of the fogies.
I informed Queen Domitar that I might come out of retirement.
Her response: (Serious look) I hope you never tell anyone that you are retired from basketball. You sound like an idiot. It wasn't your full time job, just a hobby.
Domitar: I beg to differ, I used to play 60 hours a week.
Queen Domitar: Yeah but you never got paid for it.
Domitar: You're wrong, I won a 3-on-3 t-shirt in 1992. That's remuneration my dear. (Checkmate)
Mmmmm, basketball. My real job beckons once again after 2 years off the hardwood.
Update: Obivously lucky enough to have a green light, Bahaal has already emailed through a reminder that he prefers 'Fish-Burger' to 'Gumby'.
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